May 10, 2008 6:53 PM
Subject: FW: Chicken
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Had to share this one -- it covers everyone.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken
wanted CHANGE!
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken
wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to
engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side
of the road.
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to
engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side
of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the
road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from
Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves
to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the
road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from
Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves
to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that
this chicken won't realize that he must
first deal with the problem on
'THIS' side of the road before it goes
after the problem on the 'OTHER
SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he's
acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
problems before adding 'NEW'
problems.
The problem we have here is that
this chicken won't realize that he must
first deal with the problem on
'THIS' side of the road before it goes
after the problem on the 'OTHER
SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he's
acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
problems before adding 'NEW'
problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the
chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad.
So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take
falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that
he can just drive across the road and
not live his life like the rest
of the chickens.
Well, I understand that the
chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad.
So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take
falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that
he can just drive across the road and
not live his life like the rest
of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the
chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our
side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us.
There is no middle ground here.
We don't really care why the
chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our
side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us.
There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen,
you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the
road...
Now to the left of the screen,
you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the
road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there
is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the
other side of the road.
We have reason to believe there
is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the
other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the
chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross,
and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now,
and will remain against it.
Although I voted to let the
chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross,
and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now,
and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road
because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.
That chicken crossed the road
because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent,
hardworking American.
To steal the job of a decent,
hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's
Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No
little bird gave me any insider
information.
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's
Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No
little bird gave me any insider
information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but
why it crossed I've not been told.
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but
why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the
chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough.
In my day we didn't ask why the
chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few
moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first
time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of
molting, and went on to accomplish its
life-long dream of crossing the
road.
Isn't that interesting? In a few
moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first
time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of
molting, and went on to accomplish its
life-long dream of crossing the
road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to
cross the road.
It is the nature of chickens to
cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the
world crossing roads together, in peace.
Imagine all the chickens in the
world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released
eChicken2009, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an
integral part of the Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and
will never cra... ........
reboot.
I have just released
eChicken2009, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an
integral part of the Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and
will never cra... ........
reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the
road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
Did the chicken really cross the
road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with
THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?
I did not cross the road with
THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white?
We need some black chickens.
Why are all the chickens white?
We need some black chickens.
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This is classic politic antics. I really don't feel good about this election. I wanted Romney to at least stay until the very end. Now were stuck with a republican that has views that are all over the board. I just don't want Billary to get in and have no true view on Obama except I'm republican. That somes it up. Why don't they use this campaign money to help the deficeit(sp) instead of slamming each other. There should not be a primary. Seems redundant. Lets just vote. Best person for the job. Color, Creed, Religion or National Origin need not matter. I could ramble on and on but it just seems unfair that our forefathers fought for this right we have and this is what we have to choose from.
Inpiringotherlive
We have to go through the primaries , to flush out the boils and blemishes in and on the records, would we have ever found out about all the evils ODUMBA has been hiding about his anti-american friends,and his terrorist muslim ideas.