Don't Lie to Your Wife

>> > >>NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked
>>to go
>> > >>fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
>> > >>
>> > >>We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to
>>get that
>> > >>Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough
>>Clothes for a
>> > >>week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the
>>office & I
>> > >>will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack
>>my new
>> > >>blue silk pajamas."
>> > >>
>> > >>The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife
>>she is,
>> > >>did exactly what her husband asked.
>> > >>
>> > >>The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise
>>looking
>> > >>good.
>> > >>
>> > >>The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
>> > >>
>> > >>He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few
Swordfish.
>>But why
>> > >>didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to
Do?"
>> > >>
>> > >>You'll love the answer...
>> > >>
>> > >>The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box
>> >
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> LIVE SIMPLY...LOVE GENEROUSLY.. CARE DEEPLY...SPEAK KINDLY...LEAVE
THE
> REST TO GOD