IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THEN THIS by JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE on Blogster

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the plat form. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid poop and act like an a*&^%$e. So, He sent me."

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41 comments on IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THEN THIS

bluegrasslady said 6 months ago

hey Joe, that is good ,

Hazel
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

THANK YOU !!!!!
newsjunkie365 said 6 months ago

Great!
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

THANK YOU
JTruant said 6 months ago

You have to take a vow to be an atheist now?

That's a new one on me.

Maybe third time's a charm, just appologize to Holly and I'll leave you to rot in your made up Hell.
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

You and your Whore Holly can lick up whats left after the M-80s go off ,,, IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL BEFORE I APOLOGIZE TO YOU !!!!!
scottishlassie said 6 months ago

I thank G_d for the US Marines! Carol
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

Amen to that , that should shut up that teacher (so called) for awhile !!!!!!
scottishlassie said 6 months ago

When my friend was 11, he and his mom were in a bus that went over the side of a mountain on a snow covered night. It was a true disaster somewhere around Washington. He climbed out of the bus, but there was blood and carnage. Guess what? US Marines were on that bus. They took over, took charge, pulled people to safety, assisted with ambulances getting the injured and others to the hospital. My friend said he never was so happy to look up and see a Marine helping to pull him out to safety. He and his mom were separated, but met at the hospital after they were treated. That was 45 years ago, but he remembers and recounts it as if it was yesterday. Multiply that by gazillions, and you have just scratched the surface of what US Marines have done for their country and their fellow man. Blessings, Carol
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

Amen people sometimes forget who and what gives them the right to run their mouths off !!!!
oldfatguy said 6 months ago

I agree, too many of my academic collegues are liberal-brain-dead-assholes just like the prof in the story, damn, a little Semtex could take them all.!!!!
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

Think we could mix some up in their snap ,crackle and pops for their breakfast
lost88 said 6 months ago
wow, this is just pathetic now. i'm guessing you're some ex-army old man who really doesn't have anything else to do, so you're just spewing your vile hatred of anything that you don't agree with (which seems to be quite a lot). as for the marines, any normal person with half a brain can shoot a gun. it's just unfortunate that people like you still have half a brain.
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

I feel your pain , you are suffering from the deadly liberal commie ,terrorist loving ,brain sucking virus ,, you can thank GOD that men like "oldfatguy" and my self and our fathers were around to fight the WAR'S and KILL the scum that attacked the AMERICAN WAY so people like you are able to crawl out from under your slime covered rocks , to run your filthy mouths, GOD BLESS you , have a nice day , and I am a retired U.S.NAVY pilot and I can fly a plane and shoot a GUN at the same time, and I KILLED COMMIES ,,, but they could not KILL ME !!!!!!
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

Your so stupid that if I was walking by the parking lot as the THUG was about to rape your wife and daughter and then kill all three of you , and I stopped and ask you if you wanted me to help you by killing said THUG you would say no ,the best way is to talk to him about what happened to him in his childhood that set him on this path of crime,,,,, GIVE ME A BREAK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maxnix said 6 months ago

I think you're all as bad as each other.Killing and arguing.Commies.The idea of communism is great. I would be a communist, but the corruption of that system has lead people to hate.These so called 'scum' do they not love their wives and children? You are all afraid of each other. I want to see president Bush, Tony Blair and Vladimir Puten fighting it out if they want to, but we are supposed to be smart.We have not advanced in wisdom when the barbaric feelings in us overflow. Killing ain't the answer, it's the problem!
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

You flaming peaceniks are the first one's to crawl into a cave and cry for the military to come rescue you when trouble starts,, and killing is the best answer ,, if some thug is going to rob you and rape your wife and daughter and then kill you all ,, the ONLY ANSWER is to KILL HIM FIRST ,, end of problem !!
citizenoutkast said 6 months ago

Funny. Atheists always seem to think God is so ticked off at them that He's going to waste time proving Himself to them. (Yes, I know this is a joke, but they do act that way in real life.) You really have to laugh at the arrogance they display in thinking they have any significance in the world where God would feel obligated or pressured to answer their challenge.

Nice point at the end, though. The people screaming about the military the most would be nothing more than peasants under a tyrant if freedom relied on them doing anything.
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

Thanks for stopping by ,, I agree it's funny to watch how these liberals twist and turn tring to prove that GOD does not exist and how they hate the military and all of us who served and kept our country free and safe for them t sit around and run their mouth , I would have loved to had some of them up in the air when I was , it;s a long story how I got into the NAVY when I was only 15 back in 1950,and went to flight school and to KOREA , and killed my first commie before my 17th birthday, while they were still not even in their daddy's dreams !!!!
lost88 said 6 months ago

what a dumbass. Atheists don't believe in God. To them he doesn't exist. In the story, you have an intelligent professor and an unintelligent marine who loses control over his feelings when he realises that the atheist will be proved right unless he punches him in the face. Classic Christian principles at work here, people.

Which I suppose is the best explanation as to why this joe bloke (nice name, really original) is such a hate-filled, rude and insulting person yet at the same time tries to sound like "a good christian".

btw, the rapist? I'm sure mr.joe would have no problem doing that if it was to a family with different beliefs than his.
maxnix said 6 months ago

I am not an atheist, but am anti religion. To pigeon hole and write off people as 'peacnic' is what you do best. Simplify the world into black and white. Stomp the black, and don't think too hard. You sir are a dinosaur. I am not that naive that I don't realise the need for defense. I agree that you need to protect your loved ones from those of a more barbaric temperament.Now, I praise you for what you had to do Joe.So answer this please.If you could avoid a war by any non-violent means, why wouldn't you?I think the main difference between us is that I try to think of the enemy guy you shot. He maybe only wanted to go bowling and eat pizza when his government called him up to fight. How fair is that? You have swallowed this 'commie so-he-must-be-an-ass-hole" thing I can't help but to consider what the guys wife thinks now you shot him. I know it's tough to justify killing another human being,and it's easier to use the gung-ho attitude to make yourself feel better. You must see though that we're thinking creatures, and popping caps into each others ass's ain't da answer! Have a nice life Joe, I think you have your heart in the right place, and feel you did it for your country. I hope your country is as proud of all the death, and wives and kids with no daddies because the grown ups can't stop themselves from killing. By Jo Max
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

Is your last name "Chamberland" you sound just like him ,, look at what he did to England ,, thank GOD "Winston Churchill" was around to pull your country out of the fire, until we could come to your rescue and save not only England , but all of Europe , my father made sure along with 4 uncles of mine , that your father lived to drop his seed into your ma ,,so you can get down on your knees and thank GOD who you don't believe in for men who are ready to kill to protect what's right and good, there was a time when England had stout hearted MEN , who must be turning in their graves to see what a bunch of wimps and wissies the (men) of England have become !!!!!
maxnix said 6 months ago

Hi Joe, just to say the guy that breaks into your house,better than killing him, I think he should have to work in the jungle, given just enough food to live for a limited period, and having to help each other just to survive. These guys wanted the law of the jungle, then give it to them. I was in the army years ago and when you and your buddies have to look after themselves, it builds self esteem.On the other hand, they might just die in the jungle. Them' da breaks! They had a chance. Max
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

Have you ever had to kill a man to save your own ????????????
maxnix said 6 months ago

Well joe,I think firstly, you need to seperate this cave-man-tough-guy BS, from someone that can actually think,instead of hitting out at everything to show how big & strong you are, and a willingness to 'Kill gooks'.

Of course, we will never change each others minds, and people like you were a useful tool to wind up and go kill without question. The world will never be much better unless we use our heads not our balls. I am not angered or intimidated by folks like you Joe,but I got this niggly feeling that we are better than all this. Is there no part of you that would have prefered not to kill that guy in Korea, or wherever? How is the world a better place now he's dead? Do you ever think, in the middle of the night about his greiving family? Of course you don't.America wanted him dead, you made him dead.Thank you sir, permission go kill a few more. I feel ashamed to be human sometimes Joe, and it never seems to be when someone has been left to live. ('Whasamatta Max,why you crying?' "Well Sam, an American Marine shot an Iraqi, but he lived! Boo hoo) See, it's an unlikely scenario. Of course I detest the suicide bomber, but worse than that, there are people advocating and inspiring and brainwashing these people. These guys are intelligent and evil, There are so many things I don't understand Joe, but the main one is why do supposedly smart creatures find it necassary to kill each other. Another is why do they invent some God to blame it all on? Beats me pal.From your wussy peacenik pal, Max Nix (PS I'm half English and half German)
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

NOPE ,,, I'm glad I killed everyone of the gooks that I did ,, it felt GOOD to know that they were DEAD and I was still alive, not just the ones who I shot out of the sky , BUT also the ones on the ground that I striffed and bombed because that meant the AMERICANS they were on their way to kill would live thanks to me , and I don't give a darn about their family , BUT when the raghead terrorist you have living in your country start bombing and shooting all your friends around you ,, stand up and start throwing words at them , but don't wait for me to come help you because I'm a caveman and I KILL people who want to kill me
maxnix said 6 months ago

No, never killed to save myself, but that's not to say I wouldn't. I would if it was me or her, or if she had a sharpened lipstick pointed at me! A man? er yea, if I had the means I would survive at any cost.Max
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

No you would not ,you have lived to long with your manhood tied back between your legs , what passes for your brain has been washed of all manhood and bravery ,, if someone pointed a gun at you ,,, you would pee your pants
ChihulahuaLover said 6 months ago

Very good article Joe!! Need that Marine in some of my son's college classes. More and more liberal crap everyday like you wouldn't believe. It is just crazy!!

God Bless This Marine and all of our enlisted men and women!!

Jenn
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

Thank you ,, yes indeed ,, like oldfatguy said way to many liberals teaching in our college's
maxnix said 6 months ago

Yes caveman Joe, I would pee my pants.That is a natural thing to happen when your life is in danger. If you are not frightened then your built in warning and self survival system is faulty. Common sense,caveman joe. You got bigger balls and a bigger penis than me. You can drink me under the table, and even though you are 79, you could give me a run for my money. Joe, you are more of a man than I am. Difference being 'tween us Joe is I am comfortable with myself, and don't need to bluster my ego about the web.We can, or at least I can think about things without having to do chest banging and ball busting. I'm sure you're a super American, Uncle Sams favourite nephew huh Joe?max
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

To start with I'm only74, and I don't drink or smoke and don't claim that I was never scared , every time I climbed in the cockpit and was launched off the flight deck ,I was scared , BUT , I had a job to do and I did it as a fighter pilot you learn to control your fear and not to let it control you , when your in the air with enemy planes all around wanting to kill you ,, you don't have room for fear in your heart , do you have any idea what it's like to come back to the carrier to land on the deck that looks like a postage stamp in a rolling sea , and then when you feel the tail hook catch the cross deck cable , you can relax and take a deep breath ,, so YES I know fear ,,, I HAVE LOOKED IT IN THE EYE and SPIT in IT !!!
ChihulahuaLover said 6 months ago

Yep you and oldfatguy are right on about the college proffesors.
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

THANK YOU
maxnix said 6 months ago

You see Joe, All of us are different. I'm glad you are there to fight the battles when we are attacked,it's an important job. But you must have a bit of an inkling in your battlescared brain,that you are just that bit better than everyone else.You see Joe, I admire the guy who has to cold call people to sell washing powder more than I do you..I mean, any hooligan can get high on adrenaline, shoot a few shells and brag about it for the rest of his life. But that guy, who has to pick up garbage in the streets can't beat his chest, he does an important job too. I thank you for your contribution to the west's power Joe, but I hate the fact that anyone has to get killed. Our governments an us who elect them, are not trying hard enough to try and not kill folks.Guns are too easy to shoot.Bombs too easy to drop Especially from a plane where you don't see the whites of their eyes. Happy 75th Joe Max
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

Oh my your hero is a salesman , I must really top your list , after leaving the NAVY , I sold, barber and beauty supplies, tyrs, cars, life insurance, liquor and wine ,industeral chemicles and was the salesman of the year in every one of those things in the first year on the job!!!!

BUT all of those things were easy compaired to killing gooks and commies, KILLING is not something that comes easy to a person , you have to be able to not look back and think about how it felt , for a lot of years the booze took the dreams away , BUT I don't need the booze anymore !!!!
maxnix said 6 months ago

Let's face it Joe, In a kind of kick ass way we're starting to (fall in love?). reach a concensus. OK Joe, life is not always easy. Someones life is one of the only things you can steal from someone that is more upsetting for others that the owner. In one way, killing is inevitable.Animals are made to be killed. Like I always said, if the good lord didn't want us to eat animals, then why make 'em out of meat? That's the way we were designed. Well, there are more than one design flaw in the body.Nipples on a man, Lungs are inefficient, it has been researched that a 'rippling bellows' system, moving air continuously in one direction would be more efficient, and would not allow toxins or gases to linger in the lungs for minutes before removal.Eyes could have magnification.But that means we can invent binoculars to hit natives over the head with.
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

NOT in your wildest dream ,, I was a warrior at the age of 16 , , for a young boy my age to become a man and make his first kill at an age , when you were 16 going on 17 your biggest dream was to see what a girl had under her nickkers , for me the killing became easier , and I knew what made boys and girls different , we will never be friends so don't hold your breath
maxnix said 6 months ago

Not friends? Now I'm gonna spend all afternoon in shock and tears! Still,intersting how you associate knicker contents and killing,tells me all I need to know.Have a nice bitter remainder of your life killer boy! 'nuff said. Max Nix
JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 6 months ago

GOODBY and good riddance cowardly gutless liberal !!!!
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