If my body was a car ......

February 28, 2008 / by JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE

 
 
IF  MY BODY WAS A CAR...
 

 

 

 

  
 


 

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my  finish and my paint job is getting a little dull... but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.  

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it - almost every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter ... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

5 comments on If my body was a car ......

  • angiedw said 7 months ago

    But the old car is so very, very comfortable to be around!

  • JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 7 months ago

    THANKS

  • magicdragonfly2 said 7 months ago

    And so very comfortable to be in!!!Tongue out  Did you ever really take a look at the 'value' of an old car??? Worth a whole lot!!   Wink Just as long as the oil is changed and new tires put on and rotated!!! Laughing

  • JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 7 months ago

    Yep , I drive a 1996 mercry sable  fully loaded   , just turned 100,000 miles , my son-in-law  owns his own auto repair shop with 3 employees and he keeps my car in tip top shape  , it;s paid for,  insurance is only a little over $900.00 a year  looks like new ,runs like new  why get rid of it ????

  • magicdragonfly2 said 7 months ago

    WinkThere you go !!!!!!

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