I Believe IT

January 25, 2008 / by JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE

 

Monday, January 21, 2008 9:43 PM

Subject: Creation

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

   "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes
in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty
years."

   The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

   So God agreed.

   On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
   "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll
give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

   And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

  "You must go into the field with the farmer all day l ong and suffer
under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family
For this, I will give you a life span of sixty  Years."

   The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for
sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

   And God agreed again.

  On the fourth day, God created man and said:
   "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For th is, I'll give
you twenty years."

  But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and
the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

   "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

  So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support
our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and
bark at everyone.

  Life has now been explained to you

2 comments on I Believe IT

  • bluegrasslady said 8 months ago

     Thats about right Joe,Smile

      Hazel

  • JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 8 months ago
     I read this and was slapping my knee  saying YES YES YES

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