February 11, 2008 7:14 PM
Subject: The very first ever Blonde GUY joke The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait !!!! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and Cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw Corned beef and Cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Corned beef and Cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much." (Oh this is GOOD!!)? Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch" | ||
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
My hair is black, black Joe, BLACK
Oh man... you kill me
Sixth time btw... say you're sorry to Holly
I love how you get desperately more Christian when you know you're losing. I've got news for you sweetheart, God is sitting this one out. You are mine to fuck with.
I'll forgive you as soon as you say you are sorry.
My mother is a saint, and my father, John Teneyck was a stand up blue collar kind of guy. You two would probably get along. Save for the fact that he doesn't believe that he has a direct line to GOD
You know what, you caught me. My mother was a whore and she told me right before she died of AIDS that the person who fathered me was a gross old man named JOE ZIPP with a tiny pecker and three testicles.
That's why I am irresistably drawn to you, incest runs in our family.
Got me again, you are a fucking GENIUS Joe Zipp.
At least there is one good thing to be said for my gray hair !!!!
Hillary has proven her shamleful character with her bid for the presidency. CLINTON WAS IMPEACHED!!!
Clinton Accused of 1978 Hotel Rape,
Clinton Murders video in my blog:
http://hillaryandbillscrimes.blogster.com/hillary-for-president-very-scary