An American Truck

July 12, 2006 / by JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE



Is your truck wired this way too???

Subject: MY NEW TRUCK



I just got my new Ford Pick up and returned to the dealer the next day

complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman

explained that the radio was voice activated "Watch this"! He said



"Nelson"! The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" Willie" ! He continued. and

"On The Road Again" came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the

next few days, every time I'd Say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical

music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs.



One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck but I

swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "A##HOLES!". The French

National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed

up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted

Kennedy on booze.



I LOVE my truck!

5 comments on An American Truck

  • ChihulahuaLover said 2 years ago
    [LOL][LOL][LOL][THUMBUP][THUMBUP][THUMBUP] Joe you are something else!!! That was good!!![LOL][LOL]

    I love it!!![THUMBUP][THUMBUP]
    Jenn
  • JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 2 years ago
    [BLUSH][COOL][SMILE] Thanks I thought everyone would get a LAUGH out of IT[THUMBUP][THUMBUP][THUMBUP]
  • ChihulahuaLover said 2 years ago
    oh yeah!! I love your post Joe!![THUMBUP][THUMBUP][HEART]
  • APOLITICALNUT said 2 years ago
    [MAD] Joe, you caused my eyes to weep, my nose to run, a very serious case of the giggles, and now I will be pushing this very bad joke on everyone I see to make them suffer as I have suffered.
  • JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 2 years ago
    [SMILE] Take , two aspirins and if anyone sues me I will claim that I know nothing about it[TONGUE][TONGUE][ROLLEYES][ROLLEYES][THUMBUP]

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