Time for Your Annual Dementia Onset Test

       Your Annual  Dementia Onset Test

            It's that time of year to take your annual senior citizen
test. Exercise of the brain is
as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's

            important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you
lose it!

            Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss
of intelligence. Take the
test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.



            The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until
you've made your answer.


            OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.



            1. What do you put in a toaster?











            Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do
something else.
            Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question
2.











            2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows
drink?










            Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt
the next question. Your
brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with
reading a more appropriate
literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to
question 3.


            3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house
is made from blue bricks and
a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black h! ouse is made from
black bricks, what is a green
house made from?










            Answer: Greenhouses are made from sheet glass. If you said
'green bricks,' why the hell
are you still reading these???
            If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.





            4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000
feet over Germany (If you will
recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany
and East Germany .) Anyway,
during the flight, three engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the
last remaining engine is also
failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine
fails before he can do so
and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land'
between East Germany and West
Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West
Germany  or 'no man's land'?












            Answer: You don't bury survivors.
            If you said ANYTHING else, you are a dunce  and you must
stop the test. If you said,
'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.


            5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from
Seattle to San Francisco  in
California . In Seattle , 17 people get on the bus. In Olympia , six
people get off the bus and nine
people get on. In Portland, two people get off and four get on. In Salem
, 11 people get off and 16
people get on. In Redding , three people get off and five people get on.
In Fairfield, six people
get off and three get on. You then arrive at San Francisco.
            What was the name of the bus driver?
















            Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

            Don't you remember your own name?

            It was YOU!!





            Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do
better than you.



            PS:   95% of the people taking this test fail most of the
questions.

>>>>>> I scored 100% <<<<<<